Basic Virtual Tea Bagging

Get ready to get absolutely tea bagged. For just $2.69, you can experience the ultimate virtual tea-bagging delivered straight to your inbox. Watch as I, your Tea-Bag Master, perform a perfected and elite tea-bagging motion in men’s underwear, all from the comfort of your screen.

Maybe you want to absolutely dominate someone in an online argument, sure you could craft a perfect come-back using flawless logic or you could send him a barely covered gif of my balls lowering over and over onto that person's dumb face.

Hey maybe you're downloading this virtual teabagging for youself! No judgement man. I have a passion for this stuff. I want to tea bag you.  I just need to eat. You see the dilemma, so pay up and I'll get to squatting over your stupid face. 

You see, God in his infinite wisdom blessed me with an incredible  endowment, so to speak.  It would be foolish of me to bury that gift under a bush! That's why I must succeed in tea bagging 1 million people before I die. I need your help tho! Please pay me to teabag you, and buy a teabagging for your friends too. I want to teabag your friends so badly. These are non-nude teabags, you dirty thing. Don't get all worked up. Enjoy my size on your screen. I can't wait to get my nuts all over you!